upsilon's definitions

Marzipan

Homestar's hippie girlfriend. Has not the intelligence to distinguish between Homestar and a crude model of him made of tofu.

Marzipan's head is more like a baseball bat.

by Upsilon July 19, 2003

bubs

Inventor of the ketchup bomb. Has all types of crazy crap at his concession stand.

No, I'm standing next to Bubs! you get to stand next to Strong Bad.

by Upsilon July 19, 2003

King of Town

Alleged King of Freetown, USA. Employs a poopsmith for reasons best known to himself. Eats only the most fattening of meat by-products.

The King of Town has never said anything funny.

by Upsilon July 19, 2003