Hey Jimmy, I gat a wee jam jar and a wee fishing net, wanna go down the wats and catch some spricks.
Naa, thanks all the same Paddy but me da's takin us up tha Ballymena ta see thon sheep shaggin contest
Fuck Jimmy ur a lucky bastard, me da never takes us anywhere good.
Naa, thanks all the same Paddy but me da's takin us up tha Ballymena ta see thon sheep shaggin contest
Fuck Jimmy ur a lucky bastard, me da never takes us anywhere good.
by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
Get the Sprickmug. Moycullen, a village 7 miles north of Galway.
Overpriced rents, the worst fish & chips to be had this side of Cullybackey.
Inbred, everyone knows your business and the business of everyone else.
Good points: easy to avoid.
Overpriced rents, the worst fish & chips to be had this side of Cullybackey.
Inbred, everyone knows your business and the business of everyone else.
Good points: easy to avoid.
by undisclosed desires February 28, 2010
Get the Moycullenmug. by undisclosed desires July 10, 2011
Get the Feinianmug. Stupid Northern Irish protestants who can't spell the word families but insist on spelling it familys.
Orangemen remember the battle of the boyne, fought in 1690. They have marched on the 12th of July for many hundreds of years commemorating the victory of William of Orange, a protestant Dutch prince, over the catholic, Scottish King James.
The only time in recent memory they did not march was during the two World Wars. The reason for this was because they didn't want the Brits to see that they were all hiding in their houses and to afraid to go to war and fight for their country. Unlike the catholics who signed up in large numbers to fight the Germans.
Orangemen remember the battle of the boyne, fought in 1690. They have marched on the 12th of July for many hundreds of years commemorating the victory of William of Orange, a protestant Dutch prince, over the catholic, Scottish King James.
The only time in recent memory they did not march was during the two World Wars. The reason for this was because they didn't want the Brits to see that they were all hiding in their houses and to afraid to go to war and fight for their country. Unlike the catholics who signed up in large numbers to fight the Germans.
by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
Get the Orangemanmug. Did ya hear about thon KGB scandal up the Newtownards Road. Yeh, was all over the news like, bloody KGB
by undisclosed desires February 25, 2010
Get the KGBmug. After 6 days of hard work, God had a few minutes to spare. He looked at all the left over crap from his labours and thought, what the fuck am i gonna do wer all this shit thats left over. He gathered it all up and chucked it to the side. Some years later cavemen arrived on the east coast of Ireland in boats made out of tree trunks and found Gods unwanted crap and called it Dublin. Since those days all the human crap produced in Ireland has somehow made its way to Dublin. Today we know this crap as, Dubliners.
How to spot a Dubliner. Copy and paste the following: 33, show it to some one in Dublin and ask them to read it out loud. If they say turty tree then they are indeed the crap God rejected.
Dubliners are usually lazy and ugly. Avoid the "Liberties" at all costs because its full of low life scallies...No on reflection avoid all of Dublin but if you cannot avoid the place you better have all the cash reserves of Fort Knocks in your pocked and be prepared to pay a million times more for stuff than anywhere else in the world.
If you do visit Dublin then remember, the only good Dubliner is a dead Dubliner.
How to spot a Dubliner. Copy and paste the following: 33, show it to some one in Dublin and ask them to read it out loud. If they say turty tree then they are indeed the crap God rejected.
Dubliners are usually lazy and ugly. Avoid the "Liberties" at all costs because its full of low life scallies...No on reflection avoid all of Dublin but if you cannot avoid the place you better have all the cash reserves of Fort Knocks in your pocked and be prepared to pay a million times more for stuff than anywhere else in the world.
If you do visit Dublin then remember, the only good Dubliner is a dead Dubliner.
Dublin, fuck off, i aint stupid enough to go there and if i was i would rather be hanged, drawn and quartered for my stupidity.
by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
Get the Dublinmug. Medium size town some 15 miles north of Belfast.
It's dull and boring.
Thousands go there everyday but find it better to get on the Ferry to Scotland to protect their sanity as any more than 15 minutes spent there can lead to suicide.
It's dull and boring.
Thousands go there everyday but find it better to get on the Ferry to Scotland to protect their sanity as any more than 15 minutes spent there can lead to suicide.
Larne, aaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhh...
by undisclosed desires November 27, 2010
Get the Larnemug.