A female drinker of cask wine. The word slut is used to denote the indiscriminate selection of alcoholic beverages.
A goon slut does not have to be sexually active.
The term 'goon slut' was first coined by a genius northcliffian after he witnessed the affinity two particular Perth females had to cheap alcoholic beverages in particularly Goon
. He noted that they often prefered the company of goon to that of a gentleman and ritually would administer the beverage via a funnel
. This practise would render them motionless or abusive within two hours of drinking.