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When your 'nis (penis) isn't working and it's causing some issues
Ally: Ugh, my 40-year-old boyfriend drank a whole handle of Jack Daniels and had nissues again yesterday.
Karly: You should really get that old man some Viagra®.
by turd fartman January 9, 2021
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