ttm's definitions

Phantom Ring

This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.

Yes! Finally she called me back *reaches in pocket*
Dang it.. phantom ring.

by TTM January 20, 2006

Unwritten Rule

A rule, usually concerning social behavior, which is known by all but spoken by none. This rule is neither official nor written down. It just is.

Examples of what an Unwritten Rule is:
You do not sit next to strangers on busses/trains even if it is full - you stand.
You do not stare at people in public.
You do not tell a girl she is fat, even if she is.
You never pass a cop even if he is doing 10 under.
You do not swear in the presence of a lady.
You do not initiate unwelcomed small talk with who you are sitting next to on a plane.
You take your hat off during the national anthem.
etc.

by TTM January 8, 2006

two part series

A two part series is when extenuating circumstances do not allow you to finish a bowel movement all the way.

I need to finish up this two part series because I had to answer the door while I was on the pot!

I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.

by TTM May 10, 2005

trophy crap

A crap left purposefully unflushed in a public restroom because of its profound grossness, extreme size or other redeeming qualities.

Yo Jake, check out that trophy crap in the bathroom - I swear, it's sticking 3 inches out of the water!

by TTM January 17, 2006

hillbilly nose blow

To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort

Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.

by TTM May 15, 2005

suck like a fox

Spawning from a Simpsons episode where Homer cooks up a scheme to smuggle booze into Springfield during prohibition.
Literally means to do something bad/unskillfull on purpose for reasons that arnt obvious.
See crazy like a fox

Bart: Man Homer, you suck! {At bowling}
Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!

by TTM October 16, 2004