ttm's definitions
Stands for Mormon Assault Vehicle.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
Damnit, the fucking taco bell drive thru is full of MAV's, i cant get any damn lunch!
"I Drive a MAV, because what ever I hit, I win!"
This fucking MAV almost side swiped me today coming out of Target!
"I Drive a MAV, because what ever I hit, I win!"
This fucking MAV almost side swiped me today coming out of Target!
by TTM September 20, 2004
Get the MAVmug. A crap left purposefully unflushed in a public restroom because of its profound grossness, extreme size or other redeeming qualities.
Yo Jake, check out that trophy crap in the bathroom - I swear, it's sticking 3 inches out of the water!
by TTM January 17, 2006
Get the trophy crapmug. This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.
by TTM January 20, 2006
Get the Phantom Ringmug. To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort
Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.
by TTM May 15, 2005
Get the hillbilly nose blowmug. When driving down a wide and empty road, to jerk the steering wheel as hard as you can the other direction in order to get on the opposite side of the street, in the fastest, most efficient tread depleting manner. Also called a zero point turn.
by TTM October 16, 2004
Get the spin a bitchmug. Spawning from a Simpsons episode where Homer cooks up a scheme to smuggle booze into Springfield during prohibition.
Literally means to do something bad/unskillfull on purpose for reasons that arnt obvious.
See crazy like a fox
Literally means to do something bad/unskillfull on purpose for reasons that arnt obvious.
See crazy like a fox
by TTM October 16, 2004
Get the suck like a foxmug.