ttm's definitions
A crap left purposefully unflushed in a public restroom because of its profound grossness, extreme size or other redeeming qualities.
Yo Jake, check out that trophy crap in the bathroom - I swear, it's sticking 3 inches out of the water!
by TTM January 17, 2006
Get the trophy crapmug. This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.
by TTM January 20, 2006
Get the Phantom Ringmug. A rule, usually concerning social behavior, which is known by all but spoken by none. This rule is neither official nor written down. It just is.
Examples of what an Unwritten Rule is:
You do not sit next to strangers on busses/trains even if it is full - you stand.
You do not stare at people in public.
You do not tell a girl she is fat, even if she is.
You never pass a cop even if he is doing 10 under.
You do not swear in the presence of a lady.
You do not initiate unwelcomed small talk with who you are sitting next to on a plane.
You take your hat off during the national anthem.
etc.
You do not sit next to strangers on busses/trains even if it is full - you stand.
You do not stare at people in public.
You do not tell a girl she is fat, even if she is.
You never pass a cop even if he is doing 10 under.
You do not swear in the presence of a lady.
You do not initiate unwelcomed small talk with who you are sitting next to on a plane.
You take your hat off during the national anthem.
etc.
by TTM January 8, 2006
Get the Unwritten Rulemug. A two part series is when extenuating circumstances do not allow you to finish a bowel movement all the way.
I need to finish up this two part series because I had to answer the door while I was on the pot!
I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.
I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.
by TTM May 10, 2005
Get the two part seriesmug. When driving down a wide and empty road, to jerk the steering wheel as hard as you can the other direction in order to get on the opposite side of the street, in the fastest, most efficient tread depleting manner. Also called a zero point turn.
by TTM October 16, 2004
Get the spin a bitchmug. Spawning from a Simpsons episode where Homer cooks up a scheme to smuggle booze into Springfield during prohibition.
Literally means to do something bad/unskillfull on purpose for reasons that arnt obvious.
See crazy like a fox
Literally means to do something bad/unskillfull on purpose for reasons that arnt obvious.
See crazy like a fox
by TTM October 16, 2004
Get the suck like a foxmug.