1 definition by tipsy mc.bongrips

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The spreading of the ass cheeks to stop the chaffing after shitting all day from Lionshead beer, or any other beer that causes exceptional defecation the day after.
John: "Why you walkin like dat youngboul?"

Tyler: "I have to pull the Lionspread, cause my asshole is on fire from shitting today from the Lionshead last night."

John: "Fuck-a alls da lionhead, the day afta is like charizard is spittin fire on your brown eye."

Tyler: "...trills."
by tipsy mc.bongrips January 11, 2011

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