An unholy, fucked up, stump broke, grabasstic piece of amphibious shit that started out an engineered solution, but due to niggerum, and breathing all the white mans air, it resembles nothing of its original cohesive design.
Jasper: "What the fuck is this?"
Cletus: "...a kluge."
Jasper: "Well, this isn't gonna work..."
Cletus: "I know, its a fucking kluge, playa."
Jasper: "Kluge? is that like 'shit-stained'?"