thundermummy's definitions

starbucks

Pure example of the power of marketing to people devoid of critical and independent thinking. Coffee chain whose business model is "what if we franchised the Death Star?" and sells millions of cups of coffee a year that tastes like it was brewed through the assholes of musty cadavers. Usually seen being consumed by soccer moms, overprivileged teenagers, and prissy douche bags who move into already gentrified urban heighborhoods but consider themselves edgy and courageous for living in the city. Just like you can get an elephant to fly if you strap a big enough jet engine on its back, Starbucks sells a shitload of coffee by forcing the idea that coffee should be expensive, shitty, and logoed to the above mentioned people.

I used to drink coffee for 60 cents a cup at my favorite diner but it was torn down to put in a Starbucks. If I wanted to drink that shit I'd microwave some rat turds in vinegar.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

wisconsin

Was like Czechoslovakia, that is before communism came to an end, and is now worse. Has nice parts but suffers from childish inferiority complex to Illinois. That is silly, because while Chicago is a fine town, the rest of Illinois is a wasteland.

Hey, it's Wisconsin. It like going to Czechoslovakia, we'll zip in we'll zip out.

by ThunderMummy July 26, 2008

gurgle jerk

One of the many names from an early Dave Letterman skit called "Name your baby when you're angry". Includes the names Crib Lizard and Mr. Drips. Can be used in place of the word baby.

Let's get out of the house before the missus sticks us with the gurgle jerk.

by ThunderMummy November 5, 2005

california

Just another state. Big fucking deal.

You: "I'm from California where everything is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"

Me: Uh huh.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

The point

Slang for Tioga Point, the cofluence of the Susquehanna and Chemung Rivers. Holds much historical significance in early U.S. history but in modern times came to be associated with the (closed by police order)Tioga Point Inn. Also known as "the Point". A little backwater hellhole for NYC drug dealers to get/trade product and fuck fat chicks with bad hair.

I did my one stop shopping last night at the Point. I got drunk, laid, and herpes all by midnite! Have you seen my weed?

by ThunderMummy November 3, 2005

love 'em and leave 'em

Usually a breakup maneuver. Involves inserting a dildo or vibrator (preferably going full tilt) in your partner's ass during intercourse, and, at the fateful moment, pushing it knuckle deep. The ultimate send off in that you leave with out any regard for how the other person rectifies the situation.

I should have finished getting my stuff out of her apartment before I gave her the old love 'em and leave 'em

by ThunderMummy November 2, 2005

pipe hugger

(n)- Girl who loves cock. Not derogatory. Just a girl who has a natural appreciation for all things dick.

I like Mary Jane, she is a sweet down to earth pipe hugger.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005