3 definitions by they were all fake

when one sexually charged person likes another sexually charged person they will usually take part in the amazing circus act we call sex; often involivng many strange postions involving legs in the air and loud noises. when enough friction has been created one (or both) achieve 'orgasm'; this is where shuttering and full body shivers along with an amazing feeling of ecstasy and then one or two, or sometimes none of the parties involved expel a fluid. in other words, orgasm is what we are bred for.
"I faked my orgasms every. single. time. I even curled my toes and everything. Then my boyfriend bragged that he was amazing in bed."
"OMG I suck at faking orgasms."
by they were all fake March 25, 2006
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An attractive (usually homosexual) male that is obsessed with mirrors. He is generally preoccupied with and often vain about his clothes and manners
by they were all fake March 25, 2006
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a sexy melodramatic and/or 'hammy' female who dances with gay men at clubs. also known as a 'fag hag' but a higher class one.
"I was at the club last night and my peacunt was there. We were all over eachother. Then my dick got caught on her corset but we made it hot so it all worked out ok."
"Aw, yay, I love my peacunt, we should hook them up."
by they were all fake March 25, 2006
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