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A truly strange specimen that goes against the laws of human nature. A simp slut is a female that, for some fucked up reason, has a fetish for simps. This phenomenon to this day cannot be explained by any scientific experts. Simp sluts are truly rejected by society all together. The girls do not claim her, and the boys throw her to the streets. The only people that fuck with simp sluts are true simps themselves.
Damn bro is that what I think it is? Holy shit, its a simp slut! Mom, get the camera!
by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
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