A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.
Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"
Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."
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