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Destination Deflation

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.
Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation
by TheBlackList January 14, 2010
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Freeney

Money that you thought you would have to spend, but it turns out the good or service is actually free.
Said money is usually blown on something worthless, as you where expecting to spend it.
Joel: How were the movies last night?
Jenny: Good, Lisa had free tickets so I got back some Freeney!
Joel: Did you end up spending it anyway?
Jenny: Yeah, I blew it on a Kelly Clarkson CD.
Joel: Gross.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
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Twilightitis

The strange condition where girlfriend will leave their perfectly acceptable male counterparts claiming that they'll never be as good as Edward Cullen
Brad: What happened to Joe's Girlfriend dude?
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!
by TheBlackList January 11, 2010
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Frown Town

1. Fictional place were nobody is happy and nothing is pleasant
2. Place where all the Sad Pies go to whinge
Brad: Awww, Sad Pie Joe is going

to Frown Town beacause I ate his Mars Bar.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
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Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.
Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
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Endless Bummer

When sufers experience a prolonged period of little to no
waves in a certain locale. Pun on the famous surfing video
Endless Summer.
Brad: Where the fuck are the waves dude?
Joe: I know dude, Endless Bummer!
by TheBlackList January 26, 2010
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Good Dude

Australian Expression(sarcastic)
Used to describe the Human Trash of Australian urban areas, who gather together and either lounge about attention-seeking on the back of there utes (pick-up trucks), or drive around un-necessarily slow as to gain the attention of other good dudes who are still in their utes.
Regular Person 1: We can't drive to the beach that way man.
Regular Person 2: Why not?
Regular Person 1: All the good Dudes will be out today, it will take forever!
by TheBlackList January 11, 2010
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