When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.
Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
Get the Absent Readernessmug. 1. Fictional place were nobody is happy and nothing is pleasant
2. Place where all the Sad Pies go to whinge
2. Place where all the Sad Pies go to whinge
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
Get the Frown Townmug. Statement of the raw simplicity of a task, implying that all
it takes is hard, not necessarily intelligent, work and effort.
Made famous by Body-Builder and Youtube sensation Ronnie Coleman
it takes is hard, not necessarily intelligent, work and effort.
Made famous by Body-Builder and Youtube sensation Ronnie Coleman
by TheBlackList January 14, 2010
Get the Ain't Nothing To It But To Do Itmug. Money that you thought you would have to spend, but it turns out the good or service is actually free.
Said money is usually blown on something worthless, as you where expecting to spend it.
Said money is usually blown on something worthless, as you where expecting to spend it.
Joel: How were the movies last night?
Jenny: Good, Lisa had free tickets so I got back some Freeney!
Joel: Did you end up spending it anyway?
Jenny: Yeah, I blew it on a Kelly Clarkson CD.
Joel: Gross.
Jenny: Good, Lisa had free tickets so I got back some Freeney!
Joel: Did you end up spending it anyway?
Jenny: Yeah, I blew it on a Kelly Clarkson CD.
Joel: Gross.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
Get the Freeneymug. Food that has remained in a shared kitchen area for a certain amount of time, after which it is acceptable for anyone to eat it.
Brad: Hey Joe, someone left a Mars Bar
in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!
in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
Get the Community Foodmug. When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.
Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation
by TheBlackList January 14, 2010
Get the Destination Deflationmug. The strange condition where girlfriend will leave their perfectly acceptable male counterparts claiming that they'll never be as good as Edward Cullen
Brad: What happened to Joe's Girlfriend dude?
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!
by TheBlackList January 11, 2010
Get the Twilightitismug.