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Endless Bummer 

When sufers experience a prolonged period of little to no
waves in a certain locale. Pun on the famous surfing video
Endless Summer.
Brad: Where the fuck are the waves dude?
Joe: I know dude, Endless Bummer!
Endless Bummer by TheBlackList January 26, 2010

Ain't Nothing To It But To Do It 

Statement of the raw simplicity of a task, implying that all
it takes is hard, not necessarily intelligent, work and effort.
Made famous by Body-Builder and Youtube sensation Ronnie Coleman
Coleman, whilst attempting to lift 800 pounds with his legs:
Ain't nothing to it but to do it!

Destination Deflation 

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.
Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation
Money that you thought you would have to spend, but it turns out the good or service is actually free.
Said money is usually blown on something worthless, as you where expecting to spend it.
Joel: How were the movies last night?
Jenny: Good, Lisa had free tickets so I got back some Freeney!
Joel: Did you end up spending it anyway?
Jenny: Yeah, I blew it on a Kelly Clarkson CD.
Joel: Gross.
Freeney by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

Absent Readerness 

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.
Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
Absent Readerness by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

Community Food 

Food that has remained in a shared kitchen area for a certain amount of time, after which it is acceptable for anyone to eat it.
Brad: Hey Joe, someone left a Mars Bar

in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!
Community Food by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

Frown Town 

1. Fictional place were nobody is happy and nothing is pleasant
2. Place where all the Sad Pies go to whinge
Brad: Awww, Sad Pie Joe is going

to Frown Town beacause I ate his Mars Bar.
Frown Town by TheBlackList January 13, 2010