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9 definitions by the wedding crasher

 
1.
When someone throws a shitfit at the house after his or her significant other leaves without saying goodbye. Commonly found within close-nit families and popular parties.
Guy 1: Dude, don't leave me now, bro.

Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.
by the wedding crasher March 25, 2011
 
2.
When someone chooses to be a downer or damper on a possible fun activity in the near future.
oh please don't take a turn to negative town
by the wedding crasher March 25, 2011
 
3.
When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.
by The Wedding Crasher April 10, 2011
 
4.
When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.
by the wedding crasher March 25, 2011
 
5.
When someone chooses to be a downer or damper on a possible fun activity in the near future.
Oh please don't take a turn to negative town...
by The Wedding Crasher April 10, 2011
 
6.
The assumption (or even fact) that a man may be using a woman for short-term physical and/or sexual pleasures.
Guy 1: She's not just another knotch on your belt...?
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not even wearing a belt... beltless...
by the wedding crasher March 25, 2011
 
7.
A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.

Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
by the wedding crasher March 25, 2011