the tweaker's definitions

Fromunda Cheese

See Smegma.

I brushed my smegma with your toothbrush that time you let me use the bathroom at your house.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

cloud nine

A method of producing a rush by hyperventilating until passing out or by hyperventilating and then cutting off bloodflow to the brain with pressure to the neck.Causes twitching and spasmodic shit along with a whippet or nitrouslike effect.AKA elevators.

Those kids on e at the party were cloud nining each other and fishing out on the floor in the halls.I wanna try that.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

vicks inhaler

A small nasal inhaler containing levmethamphetamine and camphor oil used by people on ecstasy for a rush.The chemicals in the cotton inside may also be used to make a shitty form of stovetop crank.May also be used by sick people,for something.

After the party we gathered up all the used vicks inhaler tubes and made a batch of speed.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

fuck face

a professional cocksucker not unlike a fish face.

That old faggot is a fuckface whose probably sucked every dick in fort lauderdale.knows what hes doing that one,could suck a watermelon through a crack stem.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

fucknigger

The absolute bottom of the hustler totem pole.The pettiest,shadiest,most scandalous and least respected motherfucker on the block who has no skills and must desperately scramble to be in the right place at the right time just to get to dig the change and lint out of a motherfuckers pockets.Usually a lush or a crackhead past his prime.Not above sucking dick for nickel hits or digging the alluminum cans outta dumpsters for recycling change.

I got these cheeseburgers!

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

Vanism

The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.

All hail Ray the Van Man,Supreme Guru of Vanism.

"Dont laugh your mom might be in here."

by the tweaker February 17, 2004