the tweaker's definitions

Vanism

The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.

All hail Ray the Van Man,Supreme Guru of Vanism.

"Dont laugh your mom might be in here."

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

fucknigger

The absolute bottom of the hustler totem pole.The pettiest,shadiest,most scandalous and least respected motherfucker on the block who has no skills and must desperately scramble to be in the right place at the right time just to get to dig the change and lint out of a motherfuckers pockets.Usually a lush or a crackhead past his prime.Not above sucking dick for nickel hits or digging the alluminum cans outta dumpsters for recycling change.

I got these cheeseburgers!

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

vicks inhaler

A small nasal inhaler containing levmethamphetamine and camphor oil used by people on ecstasy for a rush.The chemicals in the cotton inside may also be used to make a shitty form of stovetop crank.May also be used by sick people,for something.

After the party we gathered up all the used vicks inhaler tubes and made a batch of speed.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

baggie

Any plastic "zip-loc" container used to seal up and seperate product for sale.Cleat "jewelry" bags or with trademarks or designs.

After all the weed was divided up into nickel sized baggies,and the coke into quarter gram baggies,Igor hit the corner to get his ends.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

genitalia

your dick and balls,or pussy

Ive got warts all over my ass and genitalia.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

slimjim

A long metal device for like seven bucks at auto zone that fits in between the door and window of an older car with mechanical locks that grabs the locking mechanism and pulls it up to unlock the door.

Taking a slim jim to a parking garage with no security at night to shop for radios and speakers.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004