(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!
Polish your dome twice daily
For excessive hair growth! Use twice daily for desired effect!
Caution- Do not shave as could result in stubbely regrowth
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In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.
The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
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Looks like Mr Green- Cool Cousin
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