Sudafed- it relieves congestion and potentially sounds like a girls name "Sue Dafed." This is in reference to a female that makes sure that her male partner does not experience painful vasocongestion (aka "Blue Balls"). Basically, the anti-thesis of Blue Balls. Most males would consider it a good thing to meet Sudafed -She will make sure you are "relieved." Or, it could simply be a girl that you tricked into believing blue balls was an actual serious medical condition and subsequently took care of your "business."
Yeah last night was kicking, I meet me a little sudafed and I am feeling all cleared up this morning, no more congestion.