The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow strong enough to break out of their coffin when it's under six feet of soil.
I am so flippin' sick of the Zombie Paradox.
A female star of a horror film; so named because she spends a lot of time screaming.
Fun fact: the first ever scream queen was Fay Wray, from 1933's King Kong.
A nickname you can call someone who is on their period.
"Hey, what's up, Bleedy?"
"Not much, just bleedin'."
Somnophilia. A fetish in which a person fantasizes about having sex with somebody who is unconscious at the time.
This is different from necrophilia
in that the object is still alive at the time of intercourse.
"Don't pass out in front of him."
"Really into sleepysex, that one."
A slang term for the activity in which you slowly pour a jar of grape or (usually) blueberry jelly into a girl's cunt and then fuck her until your cock is purple.
She passed out after about an hour, so I gave her the ol' Romanian Eggplant.
Writer/director/producer. Works with Low Budget Pictures
. Recurring characters in his movies include Teen Ape
, Filthy McNasty
, and Mr. Bonejack
(played by himself). Notorious for making movies that:
- are shot on a shoestring budget
- are profoundly vulgar
- feature absurd and hyperbolic dialogue
- reference John Stamos
at least once
- are interspersed with several funny moments that make up for the overall disappointment
- Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker
- Mulva 2
- Filthy McNasty
- Filthy McNastier
- Filthy McNastiest
- Anal Paprika
- Anal Paprika 2
- Anal Paprika 3
- Quest for the Egg Salad
Say what you will about the racism in Mulva or its plodding second half: the scene with Debbie Rochon
and Trent Haaga
is one of the funniest in film history. Only Chris Seaver could have written it.
A maneuver used at the end of a fight, after your opponent has been weakened into submission, designed to kill the opponent.
(Derived from the original Mortal Kombat game, as another way of saying "fatality.")
1. Oh, Sub Zero's finishing move is tight, yo!
2. After knocking a homeless man down and kicking his lungs in for several minutes, I unleased my finishing move on him and shot him in the face with a pistol.