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103 definitions by the letter D

 
15.
The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow strong enough to break out of their coffin when it's under six feet of soil.
I am so flippin' sick of the Zombie Paradox.
by the letter d August 08, 2007
 
16.
A female star of a horror film; so named because she spends a lot of time screaming.
Fun fact: the first ever scream queen was Fay Wray, from 1933's King Kong.
by the letter d February 07, 2008
 
17.
A nickname you can call someone who is on their period.
"Hey, what's up, Bleedy?"
"Not much, just bleedin'."
"Cool."
by the letter d February 19, 2007
 
18.
Somnophilia. A fetish in which a person fantasizes about having sex with somebody who is unconscious at the time.

This is different from necrophilia in that the object is still alive at the time of intercourse.
"Don't pass out in front of him."
"Why not?"
"Really into sleepysex, that one."
by the letter d October 26, 2007
 
19.
Any act of copulation involving blood, including (but not limited to):

- fucking while the girl is menstruating
- stabbing somebody and then fucking the wound
- stabbing somebody and then fucking them normally but getting their blood all over each other
- stabbing yourself and then fucking
- stabbing a third party and then fucking
- having a blood orgy
- any combination of the above
That was one bloody fuck alright.
by the letter d October 07, 2007
 
20.
Writer/director/producer. Works with Low Budget Pictures. Recurring characters in his movies include Teen Ape, Filthy McNasty, and Mr. Bonejack (played by himself). Notorious for making movies that:
- are shot on a shoestring budget
- are profoundly vulgar
- feature absurd and hyperbolic dialogue
- reference John Stamos at least once
- are interspersed with several funny moments that make up for the overall disappointment

Selected Filmography:
- Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker
- Mulva 2
- Filthy McNasty
- Filthy McNastier
- Filthy McNastiest
- Anal Paprika
- Anal Paprika 2
- Anal Paprika 3
- Quest for the Egg Salad
Say what you will about the racism in Mulva or its plodding second half: the scene with Debbie Rochon and Trent Haaga is one of the funniest in film history. Only Chris Seaver could have written it.
by the letter d November 04, 2007
 
21.
A rubber bandit is someone who will put a rubber band around the base of their erect penis so as to trap the blood inside and maintain an erection indefinitely.
"I'm worried I might lose this... I'd better rubber band it."
"So that's why they call you the rubber bandit."
by the letter d August 26, 2007