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Ok let’s start off with the obvious stuff. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT. So to sum it up St Martin is the preview of hell on the coast. It’s just a jumbled up community of furries, the worst of the bunch, emo kids that wear big ass boots n shi like damn, those the lemon peppa steppas you got on? The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners (I am apart of this group. we chill asf) the nicotine fiends, the “fighters”, the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute hoes and then the normal people. The school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. When I tell you there’s nothing worse than our school food, I’m not exaggerating at all. The bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. If our school was an nfl team we’d be the jets rn. We have bs policies like UNIFORMS, no headphones even if we are just chillin in the courtyard not bothering anyone, and you can dye your hair the rainbow but you can’t get on your phone at all apparently. They shut down the internet cus I was getting too many bitches obviously. Use this description as a warning in case your parents mention st Martin as your new school. The only good things here is probably the mandarin chicken served once a year it seems like and a small selection of females. Also, y’all need to get y’all’s cringy ass relationships in check. Some of y’all be doing the most around people.
by the legend the man, me. October 21, 2021
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