the legend of zelda11111111111
1: The best fuckin way to spend hours of your day sitting on your ass killing dudes for sweet loot.
2: An addiction that is comparable to crack.
3: The thing that happens when people disappear for weeks and you start to ask their friends what happened to said person.
1: I just found an amulet of "adds +5 to killing dudes faster"
2: Jimmy is in rehab explaining to crack whores why his Epic 2 handed mace that has "+5 to killing dudes" was worth the 30 days he skipped school for.
3: Timmy: What happened to Jimmy?
Jill: He has a case of Diablo 3.
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