2 definitions by the infamous burninator and guy le douche

Top Definition
word used to describe a fart that is released when there is a great risk of shitting ur pants
1.) I dont know if i should let this fart go...its a gambler.
a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult
1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff
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