Definitions by the gestalt bard
unicornian
Impossible or otherwise too perfect to exist in the real world. Legendary or elite, a thing that by all means should not exist largely because of its overtly positive nature.
Anything for which "unicorn" could be a prefix.
Anything for which "unicorn" could be a prefix.
unicornian by the gestalt bard May 16, 2015
Locust
A person, typically an elitist nerd(manchild), who cannot accept that anyone else likes anything. Typical locust behavior involves consuming all fun for the purpose of dragging others into the cyclone of misery that is their e-peen seeking existence.
"That guy keeps saying that I'm not a real gamer."
"It's okay, he's just a locust. Pay him no mind, his penis is tiny."
"It's okay, he's just a locust. Pay him no mind, his penis is tiny."
Locust by the gestalt bard November 20, 2012