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2 definitions by the garrett

 
1.
acronym for sweatpantsDOTcom, a band from mendon/bellingham who sucks real bad, but dont give a fuck.
to think the band middle class hero sucks
to fart while underwater
spdc hates jesus because he was jewish just like hannah
by the garrett February 05, 2004
 
2.
to fuck up bad
to be retarded
to not be able to read
to not go through with anything
to be known as the biggest dumb ass ever
wow, when you ran over that small child, you really murphed it
that time you didnt wipe your ass, you were murphing it
by the garrett January 25, 2004