13 definitions by the earl of teabag
The act of four men standing up and inserting into a female DVDA style, and the female lifts her legs into the air to creat the illusion of flight.
"Last night me, Todd, Bill, and Steve had a rousing time with a young lady. Mid-intercourse, the lass lifted her legs up and did The Peter Pan! It was whimsical!"
by the earl of teabag May 11, 2006
The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.
"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."
by the earl of teabag April 10, 2005
A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."
by the earl of teabag August 27, 2006
A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."
by the earl of teabag August 27, 2006
A divine group of three terms, all based around the city of Toledo, Ohio. This location was chosed due to the popularity of other Ohio-based terms Cleveland Steamer and Cincinatti Bowtie. The Trinity is comprised of:
The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito
The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito
Jim successfully made a 4,500 mile pilgrimage to Ohio in order to be in the city of his religion. He spent 29 days worshipping the town of Toledo and The Holy Toledo Trinity. He wept when he saw a live performance of the Toledo Burrito.
by the earl of teabag August 29, 2006
The horrible stew-like concoction that results when a woman defecates, urinates, and menstruates into one toilet bowl.
Sorry, guys. Becky had to stay home tonight because the plunger couldn't handle The Devil's Bisque and now she's waiting on the plumber.
by the earl of teabag August 24, 2010