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When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 11, 2024
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Barney: Eric got toasted last night
Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
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Jill: Kat’s going back to college in August and the dorms are open.
Paige: Really?
Jill: Ya, she’s attending a CO-v-ED university. Back to school Fall 2020.
Paige: Make sure she remains COVIDgilent.
Paige: Really?
Jill: Ya, she’s attending a CO-v-ED university. Back to school Fall 2020.
Paige: Make sure she remains COVIDgilent.
by the comand'r June 21, 2020
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Barney: Ya, Mom is just being COVIDgilent about da rona to be protective of our family.
Barney: Ya, Mom is just being COVIDgilent about da rona to be protective of our family.
by the comand'r March 18, 2020
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Tanya really scored with her latest boyfriend. We all know how much she likes the white powder and this guy is a real booger sugar daddy.
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