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When you are Messaging with someone and they start to respond, so you see the bubbles in Messages, then the bubbles disappear and no response follows.
I sent a dick pick to Sarah and waited for her reply. She started to type, then cancelled the message and never responded. Bitch bubble dis'd me.
by the comand'r June 12, 2019
Get the bubble dis mug.Similar to "brunch", but what you do in New Orleans. A combination between breakfast and lush, aka lunch drinking = brush
Barney: just making sure you know we have brushes and dinners lined up for the Jazzfest week in New Orleans
Billy: what about combs?
Barney: they use picks down here. Brushes are what New Orleanians do in the morning to start the day - eat and get yur drink on. The best places serve you in a stay-cup.
Billy: what about combs?
Barney: they use picks down here. Brushes are what New Orleanians do in the morning to start the day - eat and get yur drink on. The best places serve you in a stay-cup.
by the comand'r April 28, 2022
Get the brush mug.Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
by the comand'r February 23, 2018
Get the taking a taser to a bomb site mug.Paige went to Cabo last weekend and had a blast, no pun intended. Loved the food, but ended up making shit gravy because if it.
by the comand'r September 20, 2018
Get the shit gravy mug.Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
by the comand'r October 15, 2016
Get the Heat seat mug.Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.
by the comand'r October 3, 2013
Get the fumpire mug.Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 24, 2023
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