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Monday Gras

The day before Fat Tuesday is Monday Gras; week starts on Monday Gras, then Mardi Gras.
Barney: See you this weekend in NoLa

Adam: Ya, we’re headed down a bit earlier than you. We arrive on Monday Gras and plan to be there for lurnch to get our brush on. Monday Gras is always our precursor to Mardi Gras. Gonna keep my stay-cup full till we see y’all!
by the comand'r February 20, 2023
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promicron

To be in favor of the new Omicron Covid variant spiking as a means to remain working remotely and not needing to go in to work, e.g. pro-omicron
Dan: Oddly, Chris appeared to be happy to hear about the spread of the new Covid-19 variant. I was under the impression that his wife Molly was covidgilent and he would be concerned about the new spread.

Tom: Nah, Chris retires in March 2022, so with the spike of the new variant, office shut down remains in effect and he's looking to finish out his last 2 years of his career in his pajamas. Chris it totally promicron.
by the comand'r December 21, 2021
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bake up call

Requesting a hotel, typically a motel, to call you at a certain time to remind you to smoke the doobage. Essentially a wake up call for stoners.
My roommate Carson used to set the alarm clock to wake him up for a smoke session early in the am, aka wake n bake, so much so that when he travelled and was too high to figure out how to set the alarm clock in a hotel, he'd call the front desk and request a bake up call. Typically at 4:20am.
by the comand'r November 30, 2013
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shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"
Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.
by the comand'r October 10, 2016
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two new ears

What a very talkative person is always in search of, e.g. someone who has not yet tuned them out.
At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.
by the comand'r February 24, 2019
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crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.
Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
by the comand'r October 27, 2014
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2020 is hindsight

The year 2020 is overwith. What people living through the COVID-19 pandemic cannot wait to be able to say starting on January 1, 2021.
Jackie: Boy, that was a rough year. I am so glad we are in to 2021 and that whole COVID-19 mess is behind us. Donny was getting wound up about how COVIDgilent I was being.

Jill: Yup, 2020 is hindsight. On the upside, you guys did deliver a beautiful COVID boomer in December.
by the comand'r April 6, 2020
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