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shit gravy

Paige went to Cabo last weekend and had a blast, no pun intended. Loved the food, but ended up making shit gravy because if it.
by the comand'r September 20, 2018
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fumpire

Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.
That fumpire is horrible. If he had another eye, he'd be a cyclops!
by the comand'r October 3, 2013
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 11, 2024
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crowd clearer

Paige: This is a great Zeppelin cover band, but this place is packed.

Jillian: I can get us some space with a crowd clearer. I let one go upstairs, and made room. I got another one chambered, so just give me the word.

Barney: I think we are better off with the crowd. I’ll pass, pun intended.
by the comand'r August 28, 2022
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booger sugar daddy

A man who provides cocaine or other favors in exchange for sexual relations, i.e. a sugar daddy that used blow instead of money.
Tanya really scored with her latest boyfriend. We all know how much she likes the white powder and this guy is a real booger sugar daddy.
by the comand'r October 19, 2013
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premacheer

A celebration which comes to early, e.g. a premature cheer
In a heated beach volleyball match, LMU hit a killer shot to looked like it won the match for LMU so the LMU fans went wild, but Kat had an amazing one-armed dig to pop the ball over for the point against LMU, who was already celebrating their victory. The LMU team lost the point during their premacheer
by the comand'r March 31, 2023
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loser loser drunken boozer

Barney whooped Danny last night in pickleball, which was no surprise, so he yelled ‘winner, winner, chicken dinner! and then taunted Danny with a finger point and a call of “loser loser drunken boozer” although Danny was stone sober, as he was observing Dry October, so clearly he just is not a great pickleball player, as Barney had at least three submarine shots
by the comand'r October 15, 2022
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