the clit commander's definitions

kalp

The left testicle.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

by The clit commander April 11, 2003

masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Beat the meat, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

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by The clit commander March 12, 2005

kelp

it is a shit

look at that kelp

by the clit commander April 11, 2003

chrome dome

Your fuckin head.

Im goin to crack your fuckin chrome dome.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

spaz

When a women is just about to have an orgasm. She spazes and does some freaky shit.

Bitch what the fuck are you doin....
I'm having a spaz hunny..........

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

camel toe

When a womens clothes are to tight and you can acutally see the pussy crater.

Damn!!! I can see your camel toe

by The clit commander April 10, 2003