the clit commander's definitions

doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

pussy fart

I have another definition for this. (Go to queef)

The clit will rise. There is no stopping the clit. May the clit be with us.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

squasm

A squirel possum that only goes out at night and eats children.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

pillow perm

Someone who is to damn lazy to comb his hair, and blames it on his pillow

Man I have a pillow perm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

shaboynka

another word for the male penis

dude my shaboynka is hella big

by the clit commander April 10, 2003

Mad cow

When you don't treat a cow right. Meaning you don't yank on its tits.

Go yank on that mad cow's tits

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005