ass parlor

a whore house, or a place where all the women got back

I think I might take me a trip to the ass parlor cause Im looking to get busy.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

kelp

it is a shit

look at that kelp

by the clit commander April 11, 2003

saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

flack

When you get bitch slapped

Im gonna flack my ball sack in your eye.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

spaz

When a women is just about to have an orgasm. She spazes and does some freaky shit.

Bitch what the fuck are you doin....
I'm having a spaz hunny..........

by The clit commander April 09, 2003

doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

zultan

When two people agree.

Bob:That hoe is a bitch.
Jeff: Zultan

by The clit commander April 09, 2003