the clit commander's definitions

pickle buffin

When you get your dick sucked by a hot bitch.

I was stuffin her muffin not to mention the pickle buffin.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

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by The clit commander April 10, 2003

saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

by The clit commander April 11, 2003

spaz

When a women is just about to have an orgasm. She spazes and does some freaky shit.

Bitch what the fuck are you doin....
I'm having a spaz hunny..........

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

coochie

The womens vagina or also known as the pussy.

I ate your moms coochie last night and it gave me the shits.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003