the cheat's definitions

shit box

the box that cats take shits in. also known as a litter box. they can also be urinated in

My friend travis was at my neighbors house a few days ago and he had to take a piss. he didnt want to go down stairs, so he jsut peed in the cats shit box. the next day the cat came to shit in the shit box and say the large sum of pee that wasnt hers. the cat didnt know where all the pee came from, so she sat down, looked constipated and peed in the shit box

by the cheat February 19, 2003

liquid dreams

the act of excreating a creamy liquid from the penis while one is asleep. alse known as a wet dream. this happens when one goest to sleep and has a dream concerning sex or sexualy related topics and gets sexually arroused and jizzes in ones sleep

my sex ed teacher says is narural for kids my age to have the occasional liquid (or wet) dream

by the cheat February 19, 2003

nut ball

a game played in which 2 or more male players wear only jock straps and sit on the floor legs stratled. they take turns throwin a ball (this cna be any ball) at eachother nuts. the ball must be lobbed, no chicking. the person gettin hit must not obstruct the path of the ball.

did you see that episode of jackass where they played nut ball, that must have hurt

by the cheat February 19, 2003

cuntswaggling

the act of swaggling one's cunt. to wave around one's bitch.

that pimp was cuntswaggling last night, hardcore style.

by the cheat August 16, 2003

queef

dick fart

i queefed in my pants

by The Cheat May 14, 2003

mellon

1) any one of various large juicy fruits
2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.

1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit
2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons

by the cheat February 19, 2003

Kuribo's Shoe

This is the guy behind the guy. The stomper of noobs, the slammer of many comical references. The guy.

Hey Shoe, why are you so awesome?

I'm a big fucking green shoe, bitch.

by the cheat January 14, 2004