His fist bumps are more powerful than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick which causes you to be the epitome of awesomeness. His Datsun looks like a bad car but can go 17000 kilometers an hour and fly. He is a sexual beast and cannot be tamed, his body is ready 100% of the time. You will not expect it but you will know when he is there. If you ever meet or talk to him it will be the best moment of your life.
Holy shit that Ben Foss is the best thing thats ever happened to me.