Saturday - (noun)
1) The day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body
after a Friday night
spent out in the world
of a college
town. Energy level ~ 5%, Laziness >= 80%, Bodily pain >= 30%, Loss of soul
2) Also a day of recuperation
and reflection, in order to repeat the Friday night
that got you here
all over again, with
some minor changes that while with
good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for Sunday
, if you make it back at all.
A (at 9am) - "Yo man you alive?"
B (in bed) - "Wtf dude its Saturday, it's not even college morning
Friend A - "Haha sorry bro I'll be back later we're goin
Friend B (almost inaudible gibberish) - "Good luck
with that I can't move" - (Goes back to sleep)
Friend C (female - 9pm) - "Hey we all going out again tonight?"
Friend B (now alive) - "Yea I heard there's something even
better going on down at *** Walnut."
Friend A - "This party is crowded
Friend B - "Yea it's Saturday it's always like this its cool though at least there's tons of booze and bud."
Friend C - "Guys are those
police lights outside."
Officer X - "Party's over, IDs out everybody"