SSSHHHIIITTT!! I'm flooding through, pass me a fanny rag.
Oooh, its like the bursting of the Aswan Dam down there, pass me a fanny rag.
I used to use twat rats
, but they ain't all that when you bleed for seven days and don't die. I prefer fanny rags.
Fanny rags are great! If you ever spill a pint of juice, it will mop it up in seconds!! (This is true, I discovered this when I was 10. Fuck the claims Bounty kitchen roll makes, a fanny rag is far more effective)
I one saw a woman wipe her kids nose with a fanny rag at 'les pyramides' in Paris in 2006. That poor kid will soon realise in a few years that it wasn't 'some sort of special tissue'