Short for "as can be." Follows an adjective.
1. You look pale-as-can!
2. That test was hard-as-can.
3. Her cunt is tight-as-can.
Literally, rape of the larynx.
"Time for a little laryngal rape!"
"Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you."
An activity in which you:
1. deflate a football
2. attach a pump to its intake hole
3. insert the deflated football into somebody's asshole
4. pump as much air into it as possible
"Listen, I had a really great time tonight."
"Me too, thanks again for buying me dinner."
"Well thanks for sucking my cock."
"My pleasure. Hey -- wanna go back to my apartment and play some pro football?"
The act of fashioning a dildo from a clay mold of your own penis and using it to sodomize yourself.
I learned the hard way that claysturbation doesn't work well if the mold's edges are too sharp.
Short for "ecological sabotage." To sabotage something through ecological means. For example, you can destroy their plumbing so their sewage backs up in their house.
"Did you ecotage my apartment???"
What you say when you inflict repeated injurious acts upon another. Most commonly used for repeated punching or repeated shooting.
"Hey stop shooting me with that."
A classic advertising line, used for several products over the decades.
Louise's Country Club: Won't You?
Jethro's Tow Service 'N' Things: Won't You?
Talcum Powder Emporium: Won't You?