103 definitions by the letter D

The phenomenon that results from an excessive amount of sexual activity with one's partner, wherein one's genitals and/or orifices are too sore to be of any further use in the near future.
We both had some really bad sexual exhaustion. I couldn't go down on her again because my mouth was still sore. She couldn't go down on me because her mouth was still sore. We couldn't have sex because her cunt was still sore. That left us with only one other option.
by the letter d February 19, 2007

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An activity in which you:

1. deflate a football
2. attach a pump to its intake hole
3. insert the deflated football into somebody's asshole
4. pump as much air into it as possible
"Listen, I had a really great time tonight."
"Me too, thanks again for buying me dinner."
"Well thanks for sucking my cock."
"My pleasure. Hey -- wanna go back to my apartment and play some pro football?"
by the letter d August 26, 2007

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The part of the body that is stimulated during deep throating. A vulgar version of "esophagus."
"Mmmm, dhhphh... fhh mhh eshhphhkhh."

"What? I can't understand you with my dick in your mouth, wait one second." (removes dick) "Now, what were you saying?"

"I said 'Mmmm, deeper... fuck my esophuckus."

"Oh, okay." (reinserts dick)
by the letter d August 26, 2007

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Short for "ecological sabotage." To sabotage something through ecological means. For example, you can destroy their plumbing so their sewage backs up in their house.
"Did you ecotage my apartment???"
by the letter d August 26, 2007

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A classic advertising line, used for several products over the decades.
Louise's Country Club: Won't You?

Jethro's Tow Service 'N' Things: Won't You?

Talcum Powder Emporium: Won't You?
by the letter d November 05, 2007

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Refers to a person (typically a dead person) who is utilized for a combination of fucking (i.e. necrophilia) and eating (i.e. cannibalism).
"Now where did I put my fucksteak... oh yeah, it's still in the bathtub."
by the letter d September 03, 2007

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The act of fashioning a dildo from a clay mold of your own penis and using it to sodomize yourself.
I learned the hard way that claysturbation doesn't work well if the mold's edges are too sharp.
by the letter d August 26, 2007

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