103 definitions by the letter D

Short for "as can be." Follows an adjective.
1. You look pale-as-can!
2. That test was hard-as-can.
3. Her cunt is tight-as-can.
#cunt #cuntress #gashtastic #shmeh #hyperbole
by the letter d August 15, 2007
Literally, rape of the larynx.
"Time for a little laryngal rape!"
"Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you."
#ocular rape #cochlear rape #eustachian rape #romance #candlelit dinner
by the letter d October 09, 2007
An activity in which you:

1. deflate a football
2. attach a pump to its intake hole
3. insert the deflated football into somebody's asshole
4. pump as much air into it as possible
"Listen, I had a really great time tonight."
"Me too, thanks again for buying me dinner."
"Well thanks for sucking my cock."
"My pleasure. Hey -- wanna go back to my apartment and play some pro football?"
#romance #hipness #today's youth #hip to be square #candlelit dinner
by the letter d August 26, 2007
The act of fashioning a dildo from a clay mold of your own penis and using it to sodomize yourself.
I learned the hard way that claysturbation doesn't work well if the mold's edges are too sharp.
#mold #clay #arts and crafts #masturbation #self love
by the letter d August 26, 2007
Short for "ecological sabotage." To sabotage something through ecological means. For example, you can destroy their plumbing so their sewage backs up in their house.
"Did you ecotage my apartment???"
#that's my bush #trey parker #your favorite neighbor #oil good #trapped in a small space
by the letter d August 26, 2007
What you say when you inflict repeated injurious acts upon another. Most commonly used for repeated punching or repeated shooting.
"Hey stop shooting me with that."
#onomatopoeia #pow #punch #shoot #donkey punch
by the letter d July 27, 2007
A classic advertising line, used for several products over the decades.
Louise's Country Club: Won't You?

Jethro's Tow Service 'N' Things: Won't You?

Talcum Powder Emporium: Won't You?
#advertising #k-tel #blood orgy #super butt rape #romanian eggplant
by the letter d November 05, 2007
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