A game made popular by the movie "Waiting." The object of the game is to get an unsuspecting victim to look at your genitals so you can kick him in the ass and call him a fucking faggot. There are several moves you can use, including:
1) The log: a plain old eyeful of wang. For this you get to kick him one time.
2) The brain: squeezing your nuts in such a way to make it look like a brain. 2 kicks for this one.
3) The bat wing: stretched out the sac to make it look like a bat's wing. For this you can kick him 3 times.
4) The Abraham Lincoln: Showing your nuts which have been shaved to look like they have Abraham Lincoln's beard. 4 kicks for this one.
5) The Goat: The queen mother of all dick art - leaning over and putting your dick between your balls so the head sticks out behind you. Five kicks if you can pull this one off.
Make sure you call them a fucking faggot when you do it or they can kick you in the ass.
We were playing the penis showing game and I got his faggot ass with the Goat.
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