76 definitions by tenacious faulker
Last night I hooked up with two chicks and got into a tangle ... y'know what I'm sayin"?
Hey, baby. Wanna tangle?
Hey, baby. Wanna tangle?
by tenacious faulker April 16, 2009
1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.
2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
by tenacious faulker November 26, 2015
A rural Pennsylvania term meaning something, someone or some situation that is lame, bogus, or otherwise unpleaseant to deal or cope with.
1) I took five final exams scheduled over just two days. Man, that's just hurtin!
2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.
3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!
2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.
3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!
by tenacious faulker September 19, 2009
The new tax codes for 2009 mandates that all hos filing as a two dollar whore should now be recategorized as twenty dollar whore in order to reflect the appropriate income tax bracket of today's crack-hos.
by tenacious faulker March 30, 2009
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
by tenacious faulker April 15, 2009
Directly following an ambulance to or from an emergency in order to take advantage of the parted traffic in order to get ahead of your fellow commuters. Sometimes called ambulance chasing.
Man! Rush hour would've made me late for my job interiew, but fortunately there was a terrible accident. However, thanks to my ambulance drafting skills I was actually early. Too bad family of 5 had to die so I could land a job.
by tenacious faulker January 18, 2009