1 definition by temporary spastic
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1. a man given name out of pure irony 2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari 3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong 4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances 1. mr. bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan guy 2: stop being such a jelani king 3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed 4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines |
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