2 definitions by ted marx

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The dominant male in a gay relationship.
Charles can't stand Subway but since Ralphie is the bullmo and loves it, they ended up sharing a five-dollar footlong.
by ted marx April 23, 2009

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Wimpy guy with absolutely no muscle definition who's a dad but looks like the last dude you'd expect could possibly father a child. Typically seen wearing loafers, white socks and shorts and pushing a stroller with one hand while holding a toddler in the other, saying things in an effeminate voice like "Hang on honey, Mommy will be here in a minute and then we'll both kiss your boo-boo."
"Yo, see that guy with the kid, the dude who's holding his wife's purse? FAGDAD!"
by Ted Marx March 29, 2009

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