1 definition by sylwester salamon

Miles

Magical Floating Immortal Prostitute. He screwed half the population, and birthed the other. When He's not having affairs with shrek, kitchen appliances, or even short blonde elf boys, he enjoys the company of his zero friends and copious amounts of inappropriate jokes. Truly inspirational.

There was nothing.....Then god said, "let there be prostitutes."

Miles Commenced.

by sylwester salamon March 2, 2022