A mystical creature. Sports a mullet or similar gay hairstyle and a handlebar moustache or beard. Wears a flanny that doesn't fit, singlet, ugg boots, thongs, vfl league shorts, ripped jeans, AC/DC shirts and/or gay sunnies. Big beer belly. Often seen with a meat pie and VB in a holden swearing, "orh, ya farkin karnt! get outta me way! me sheila made dinnar and arm farkin starvin mate! the footys on in 5 minutes! i gotta get 'ome befor me sheila drinks me beer and smokes me ciggies mate!" Their religion is Cricket and GayFL and Holdens and Fords. When calm talks about shit no one cares about like his twin turbo and some Indian guy he saw the other day or watches GayFL. Will soon enrage him after Collingwood loses by 87 points. Stand in his way and you're a goner. Terrible accent. When rent of the flat is overdue by two weeks, he allows the landlord a night with his "sheila" or daughter.
Human 1: Who's that ugly kid with the mullet and freckles?
Human 2: I think that's a bogan.
Bogan: Orh, hay mate. Watch the footy last noight?
Human 1: We don't watch primitive sports. Sorry.
Bogan: Whaarrt!! I crashed in ta this plaice ta torlk about boegarn shiat!! And whaarts warshe, no VB!!