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2 definitions by suck my dongle

 
1.
he strokes you with his beard then he jizzes on your foot then he begins to lick it off with a seductive face
guy 1: I got angry pnut'd
guy 2: Oh god did you feel his beard?
guy 1: Yer while he was licking jizz off my foot
by suck my dongle April 15, 2009
 
2.
while wanking shout out all his nick names and try and cum before you say all of them
Dude, I did the soggy swanny last night I only got to three of his nicknames
by suck my dongle April 15, 2009