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jersey is a place where the livings eassyy..its a wealthy state and clean but it has bad areas.. ppl who make fun of jerseyy and the way it smells or whatever its either uve never been here.. or youve only been right outside of new york..where of course its not gonna be great cause all the factories are there..assholess... i would have to say that some/part of new jersey is "ghetto" haha.. up north bye the city is gangs drugs ppl getting killed.. but most of jersey is fucking amaziing..its basicly ruled b y the teenagers..around here your grades dont usually matter.. you loose your viriginity in middle school...start using a bong before your 12.. and thats the way most of us like it ..tehres part of jersey thats for rich smart people ..but down here.. its hot all the time..you wake upp when u wanna .. skate around with ur frends go to the beach and party at night on the boardwalk.. FUCKING CALIFORNIANS are saying all this shit about jersey... well im sure californina is great but seriosuly.. u say u have nice beaches... so do we... u say you have pretty girls... trust me so do we..there all beautiful... u say were white trash..well some of us are.. and its good that way haha.. our state is filled with beaches..boardwalks .. skateparks.. drugs.. crime.. money.. fucking action. ..rock n roll... 60s music we live easy and own your state..thats the way we like it..anyway all your gay trends .. alot of them start here with our little middle school girls.. btw nj is known for its great band scene..its full of underground local bands for kids who wanna mosh take lsd and party all night... but if ur getto or whatever... stay up north were u can join a gang and get pregnant at 11.. its cool we dont mind..most of us are fun loving hippies anyway..or down to earth rockkers who think u should go fuck urself if u diss us........ anyone agree?

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