What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.
Aw, shit. Another wet dream.
A city in Georgia and Iowa, and a township in Michigan.
Also the result of furious masturbation.
Cumming is loaded with prostitutes.
I jacked off so hard last night I was cumming!
Something every teenager can't live without.
May it be accidental or intentional, one cannot live without looking at porn.
A drunk college student's favorite pastime.
Aww fuck...I'm drunk, it's 1AM. Let's play Mario Kart.
An otherwise normal person labeled as such, often by a woman who is young and in her teenage years, by someone who is insecure, judgmental, and really won't give anyone outside their social circle a chance.
They often attempt to disguise their rationale by what could be considered purely coincidental events, such as staring at a camera in the background of a photo, being alone (which conversely can show independence, a desirable trait), or simply wandering eyes happening to glimpse another person.
Like OMG, that guy over there is such a creeper.
A very annoying and insulting nickname for anyone named Brian.
(6:39:17 PM) %Sunny
: bri bri
(6:39:17 PM) Sunny was kicked by Brian (Don't call me that.)
A nightmare come true - a work of Satan, himself. Also the 3 words that will make any straight man cry.
Breast reduction surgery.