2 definitions by str84yahed
I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.
by str84yahed March 10, 2016
When a man's flaccid penis is so long, he is unable to wear shorts, without it sticking out the bottom, so he must fold it up, and tape it to itself.
by str84yahed February 12, 2015