stooo's definitions

Pffftt

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

by Stooo June 30, 2003

WP

Noun: The pasty, waxen complexion of a youth who spends too much time alone in his bedroom.
Abbreviation of "Wanker's Pallor"

"Ew! That's a definite case of WP! I'd hate to change his sheets..."

by Stooo March 18, 2003

Bumplestiltskin

Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)

"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."

by Stooo March 19, 2003

DarkCobra

Apparently can't spell 'Sceptic'. Could just be an American (See bumper), but I don't know the guy, so my criticism seems unwarranted.

by Stooo March 23, 2003

stinkpalm

Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm

"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"

by Stooo March 20, 2003

Douchephag

A known fan of the band phish( term coined in 1991 and widely used(

I was trying to enjoy the concert, but that Douchephag ruined it for everyone.

by stooo September 14, 2018

nu-metal

Years from now, people will look back and smile in fond recollection of the nu-metal songs they used to sing in the playground when they were five years old.

Mummy, I can't sleep without my Linkin Park CD playing. Where's my teddy bear gone? Where's Chester? Mummy..?

by Stooo May 23, 2003