26 definitions by steven muntner *see rat-man

Handy

Safe alternative to oral sex. Eliminates the risk of herpes.

Weinberg: Yo did she bitch suck you off?
Weinshel: Nah son, she just gave me a handy and split.

by steven muntner *see rat-man March 1, 2005

jeeeeeeeeesus

Usually when in complete dismay about something. Tends to deal with money.

Waiter brings the bill for $17.24 for the young couple. Man looks at the bill: "Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus!"

by steven muntner *see rat-man March 3, 2005

sausage stand

Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."

Tony, Todd, Weinberg and Pat D formed a solidified sausage stand at Viva.

by steven muntner *see rat-man March 1, 2005

yo let me get some of them fuckin _____

Impolite way to ask the standard, "Could have please have _____"

Yo dominos, let me get some of them fuckin kickers.

by steven muntner *see rat-man March 1, 2005

cruisin

When a 0-15 year old child take's out his parent's vehicles with no permit nevermind a license.

All the broads wanted to jump in the backseat when Weinberg and Tony went cruisin in the XJS.

by steven muntner *see rat-man March 3, 2005