by Steven December 21, 2004

Omegasexual is the state of being where everything lusts after you. It does not denote your sexual preferance, but rather, denotes other peoples sexual preferance tward you, wether they are heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even metrosexual.
by Steven June 24, 2006

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.
1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!
by Steven January 14, 2004

(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar
Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
by Steven March 02, 2004

by Steven January 01, 2004

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock
by Steven September 26, 2004

To do something that is completly unintentional but helps the person in a big way. To get completely lucky.
Two people are playing ping pong and one of the players hits the ball and it grazes the table so that it is unhitable. The opposing player would then respond. "That was so grease."
by Steven June 14, 2004
