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2 definitions by stank mofo nutz

 
1.
When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.
Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!
by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003
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2.
When a persons genitilia is neither penis or vagina, just smooth skin. Probably no hair either. Otherwise known as a eunich.
Dude, did you see that guy? He had such a smoothy, man Marty isn't gonna believe this!
by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003
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