staccato brainstem's definitions

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

shit sandwich

1. Expression used for any bad situation or misfortune.
2. Phrase to be used anytime.

1. He ate a shit sandwich for stealing that car.
2. Man, I got the flu bad!
Shit sandwich!

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005