st. ias's definitions

daily

A woman who comes to clean the house each week day.
She is usually employed by upper/middle and upper classes

My mum used to have lengthy conversations with the daily
when they were having their mid morning cuppa.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

Hurtin Ass

Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse

When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

gaa

Goodwood Aintree Ascot These are English racecourses

There is no racing at GAA on Good Friday or Christmas Day

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

JAL

Acronym for Just anal lust

I approached a woman in a red light district. I asked what she offered. She replied "jal"

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

HEH

HEH is an {acronym} for Housekeeper's Equality Hierarchy

Women are rapidly becoming tired of being slaves in the home. Throughout the Western World they are uniting to establish an organisation known as HEH. Women need more free time to themselves so that they too can enjoy life. This drastic change in society means that the men in their lives will have to take their turn at looking after the children, washing the nappies, pushing the pram and doing the shopping.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

real talk

A heart to heart, pulling no punches, down to earth God's honest
conversation, getting down to serious business after light hearted banter.

Sooner or later I am going to have serious real talk with the woman that I love.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

D O M

Some people think DOM means dirty old man. They have filthy minds.
People with clean minds know this means Distinguished Older Man.

Many women in their 40s who have reared their family are liberated sexually.
They thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of having a D O M to escort them on
a regular basis around the social scene

by St. Ias December 28, 2005