st. ias's definitions

LOL

LOL is a text message used regularly. It means Look Out Lover

The sexspecialist sent me a text message this afternoon.
I know I am on a promise of a hot time this evening as the message read LOL

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

jumper

A person who jumps to conclusions

A jumper sometimes jumps to conclusions by gut instinct

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

CHP

This an acronym for Clearly hocus pocus

There was a circus in town the other day and one of the acts, a magician, used the phrase Hocus Pocus before several of his tricks. I heard a father tell his young daughter as they came out of the tent that the magician's entire routine was CHP

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

private

private is something that is not public

A Private School is a Fee Paying School
The middle and upper classes usually send their children to a Private School.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

JMR

This is journalese for judge my report

An experienced journalist had had a difference of opinion, about an article he had finished writing, with his sub editor. He took the article the editor, placed it on his desk and said " JMR "

by St. Ias September 29, 2005

D O M

Some people think DOM means dirty old man. They have filthy minds.
People with clean minds know this means Distinguished Older Man.

Many women in their 40s who have reared their family are liberated sexually.
They thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of having a D O M to escort them on
a regular basis around the social scene

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

HEH

HEH is an {acronym} for Housekeeper's Equality Hierarchy

Women are rapidly becoming tired of being slaves in the home. Throughout the Western World they are uniting to establish an organisation known as HEH. Women need more free time to themselves so that they too can enjoy life. This drastic change in society means that the men in their lives will have to take their turn at looking after the children, washing the nappies, pushing the pram and doing the shopping.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005