st. ias's definitions

JAL

Acronym for Just anal lust

I approached a woman in a red light district. I asked what she offered. She replied "jal"

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

Hurtin Ass

Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse

When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

DD

This means Double Dating

The sexspecialist and I decided we would go DD with another couple to a formal dance in aid of charity at the Belfast City Hall

by St. Ias March 8, 2008

date rape

Drug addicted terrorising extremists ravaging assaulting pillaging entering

At least one young woman a weekend in Britain, going out for a quiet drink
at the weekend with her friends, suffers date rape

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

train of thought

A train of thought is a process linking one thought to another giving a common thread.

A train of thought is used by people in debating societies (eg the Oxford Union, a famous Debating Society). Sometimes it is hard to follow a train of thought as some people tend to ramble on.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

Calcutta

Calcutta was a ship which transported convicts to Van Dieman's land in the 1850s

Many people (covicted for what would now be considered petty offences),
were sent to trial, imprisoned and later trasported to Van Dieman's land on the Calcutta

by St. Ias September 28, 2005

CHP

CHP creamy hot potatoes

Mashed CHP and spring onions are called champ in Ireland

by St. Ias October 3, 2005