Definitions by squire periwinkle

dry crusade 

The process of penetrative anal sex without the use of a wet lubricant, possibly using a dry absorbant powder such as talc or flour instead. Can be used as an insult, threat, or joke.

"Liam, shut up before i whip out the talcum powder and dry crusade you into submission."

dry crusade by squire periwinkle January 19, 2013