2 definitions by squidge winkle
"I'll be suing Joe for ruining my hairdo when he experienced spontaneous comblumpkin during our weekly meet-up in the gas station bathroom."
by squidge winkle April 18, 2019
Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.
"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"
by squidge winkle August 6, 2011