squeed's definitions

spiderman

This guy who does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies...

by Squeed March 7, 2005

Doog

The absolute opposite of good.

"Dude, my dog just died."
"Doog."

by Squeed February 22, 2005

metrosexual

A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he's a metrosexual."
"Tomahto, tomato."

by Squeed September 21, 2005

loyola

One of the few "schools" defined on Urbandicitonary.com in which there are more positive definitions than negative.

A good thing or a bad thing? Hmm...

by Squeed May 13, 2005

tea

Dried leaves in hot water.

Tea. Not the most mouth-watering combination, but works quite well.

by Squeed July 18, 2008

axing

The act of walking up to a door late at night, slamming an axe into it with all your strength, and leaving it there.

"I'm going axing tonight."

by Squeed July 2, 2006

chuck norris

Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

by Squeed December 28, 2005