Actually a pretty decent way to spend an afternoon if you do a search for "goth", "depressed", or "emo."
Them:"i hurt inside. i cut myself again today."
You: *Pbthhhh* WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dried leaves in hot water.
Tea. Not the most mouth-watering combination, but works quite well.
"Where at?" in some language or other. I think it's Korean.
"Yo man, pai nai?"
A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.
"Is he gay?"
"No, he's a metrosexual."
Truth in its purest form.
I kick so much ass. You know it to be true.
The absolute opposite of good.
"Dude, my dog just died."
1) a famous band
2) a body part
2) dude, your pink floyd just tore down the wall...